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Can you extract caviar without killing the beluga whale?

Answer 1:

Even if you dissect and crush a beluga whale into sausages, you won’t obtain beluga caviar.

Answer 2:

Unfortunately, the answer is no.

Because wild beluga sturgeon are now a protected species, you can’t afford to leave any witnesses once you’ve captured one and split it open to get to its tasty eggs. That involves shooting any nearby beluga whales in the head with a bullet.